ATM Unit (with the Return of Mark Miller!)

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Venue: Rapture

Address: 303 E. Main St. Charlottesville, VA

Phone: 434.293.9526

Website: http://rapturerestaurant.com/

(AP) CHARLOTTESVILLE – Practices for bassassin Dane Alderson’s new trio have been moved to a secret facility said to be located miles below the streets of Belmont. UN inspectors worry the group (which also features drummer Mike Taylor) has harnessed Jazz Fusion Reaction (JFR), which gives off heat approaching that of the core of the Earth.

FEMA released a memo last week urging Charlottesville residents, “…the safest place to be during an ‘Alderson Event’ is within 75 ft of the primary energy source.”

Better safe than sorry.(

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ATM Unit

ATM Unit